Tales from the Motherboard

March 24th, 2005

Moved Again.

Due to the problems detailed in the previous blog entry, I've had to move my blog yet again.

My domain will update automatically, but in case anyone is accessing my blog directly from the Tabulas url - you will have to click here to get to my new blog.

Please update your bookmarks.

Thanks!

Posted by heatsink at 08:30 AM | discuss! | permalink |

March 22nd, 2005

DNS Problems - Update

I've done a LOT of screwing around over the past 24 hours and have isolated the problem via various traceroutes.

It's not a DNS problem as I had thought, there is a router (or the Tabulas box itself) dropping my packets enroute to Tabulas.

The only thing I can think of is that some router along the way, or Tabulas itself (although Roy says this isn't the case), has an IP ban in effect that is catching me in its net.

This wouldn't be the first time I've had problems with my Shaw IP. When I was (ahem) running my own mail server, many Spam eliminator programs were bouncing my emails because my IP was associated with spamming (undoubtably due to zombies on Shaw's network).

I'm going to phone Shaw and see if they'll give me a new IP since releasing and renewing just gives me the same IP back.

I'll give this another day or so and if I can't get it rectified then I'm going to have to leave Tabulas. I can't have a blog host that I can't get to from home - that's unworkable for me.

It's a pisser because I'm pretty sure I'm the only person that can't get to my blog. Everyone else I've asked to check can get there no problem. I'm loathe to leave Tabulas because I really, really like Tabulas and I don't want to move my blog again.

We'll see how it turns out. If anyone has any bright ideas, let me know.

Here's the (traceroute)

Posted by heatsink at 08:15 AM | discuss! | permalink |

March 20th, 2005

Google in Crap

Google news (ironically) recently carried a story about the Agence France-Presse (AFP) demaning $17.5(US) in damages from the search engine giant.

Apparently AFP makes money by selling its content to websites and they're a little annoyed that the Google spider just crawls the AFP site and hands it out to the world for free.

Sacre Bleu! I think they're just pissed about this.

It AFP does not want to take advantage of the enormous power of the Internet, then they should get off of the information superhighway and leave the Magical Kingdom to the rest of the content providers.
Steve Sabludowsky


Google claims that any site can ask to be removed from the spidering but the AFP says it has done so and continues to be spidered.

I gotta ask the question: Why can't the AFP protect their own stuff? How is it, exactly, that Google can spider their site and get their content? A simple password-protect scheme would foil the spiders unless they somehow became sentient and were able to haXor in.

And while we're at it: why the hell doesn't the AFP want to be indexed? As Steve Sabludowsky over at Bayoubuzz.com points out, everyone knows that Google news doesn't supply the whole story - it just plunks in the headline and provides a link to the story. So, again, say it with me: Why can't the AFP protect their own stuff?

Sounds to me like the AFP hasn't bothered to implement a security system at all. Rather they rely on obscure URLs or some other Mickey Mouse security measure that foils humans but not the Warsaw Pact Google-bots.

Sigh..what IS it with the French?

Posted by heatsink at 09:21 PM | 5 opinions! | permalink |

March 19th, 2005

I Heart Huckabees

Sucked complete ass.

I had heard some good things about this movie so I thought I would rent it. It was absolute trash. Horrible. Insultingly idiotic.

The good reviews that I had heard about this movie can only stem from one thing: this movie suffers from what I call 'The Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Syndrome'.

This is the process that a lot of people suffer through when seeing a movie that is absolutely tragically horrible. They hate the movie for all the right reasons (plot sucks, actors suck, character development sucks, whatever) but since the movie has some other perceived redeeming characteristics (good actors, good overseas reviews, etc), they feel that if they proclaim their disgust with the movie they will be labelled narrow-minded or dim-witted.

This is what happened to Crouching Tiger. Crouching Tiger should have been called 'Crouching Woman-beater, Hidden Plot'. The plot was laughably bad and the acting terrible. However, because it was a 'foreign' film that had sub-titles, people professed to love it because they felt that if they said they didn't - others would assume it was because they were red-neck buffoons who were so uncultered that sub-titles offended them.

Same with I Heart Huckabees. Its existential plot coupled with some very big actors have made people hesitant to call it what it is - a piece of crap. They feel that to do so would make them look as if they 'didn't get it'.

What a piece of trash. Save your pennies.

Posted by heatsink at 08:40 PM | discuss! | permalink |

March 17th, 2005

Portal Wars

What is this - follow Google week? I must have missed the memo.

Here's a sequence for you:

Just to be even more absurdly like Google, Yahoo is offering a beta "invitation only" account to their new 360 service. You can sign up for a beta account (which doesn't mean you're going to get one) at the 360 link to the left.

  1. Google introduces Gmail. MS and Yahoo up their respective webmail offerings to try to compete with Gmail's 1 GB accounts.
  2. Google buys Blogger. MS starts Spaces and Yahoo announces their 360 blog service is coming.
  3. Google runs the most successful small site advertising program in the univers. MS and Yahoo both announce that their getting into the ad business.

Where's Google in all this? Well, they're being touted as the brilliant kids who figured out how to do it all with old, clunky technology that works well on all browsers (yeah..just try to use Linux Opera to do Gmail. Not a chance).

Not all that Googles is gold, however. There is a growing feeling in the blogsphere that Google is lazy and continuosly releases half-baked programs and services to the masses and then leaves them to rot all under the guise of 'beta'. One doesn't have to Google too far to find anti-Google posts like this or anti-Google sites like this.

Wait..this just in:

Yahoo has also just announced that it is going to revamp all of its tools to ensure full compliancy with the Firefox browser. Apparently their own toolbar released for Firefox has some functionality that FF can't handle forcing its users to recert to IE. Lovely. I know, I know - 'if FF can't handle it it's because it's not standard HTML'. Whatever - I'm one of the growing hoards of people who have grown completely disillusioned with FF and am waiting for the day when everyone will get tired of its cantankerous behaviour and just die.

And finally, A9 (remember Amazon's search portal?) has recently announced that they now offer technologies that allow content providers to syndicate search results from their own search engines. When someone figures out what the hell that means, please let me know.

Wow...it's been a busy day....

Posted by heatsink at 03:53 PM | 2 opinions! | permalink |

March 16th, 2005

Windows XP Live CD

Geek Central reported yesterday that a couple of private netizens have thrown together a 'Live Windows CD'.

Click the US/UK flag on the Knoppix site to get an english version of the page


Live CD's have been around for a while, but mostly relegated to the Linux domain. Knoppix is probably the best known Linux Live CD and is quite possibly responsible for converting more power users to Linux than any other software achievement to date (myself included).

It's called the BartPE (Bart Preinstalled Environment) and...

"It will give you a complete Win32 environment with network support, a graphical user interface (800x600) and FAT/NTFS/CDFS filesystem support. Very handy for burn-in testing systems with no OS, rescuing files to a network share, virus scan and so on.
This will replace any Dos bootdisk in no time!"


I'm thinking a little downloading this weekend might be in order. How ironic would it be to Live boot my Linux laptop into Windows?

Yes...Imma geek.

If anyone tries or has tried the BartPE, please fill me in on your opinion.

Posted by heatsink at 03:37 PM | 1 opinions! | permalink |

Biometric Phones

Gizmodo has recently blogged an entry on the use of biometric capable cell phones in Asia.

Apparently some cell phones in Asia have a sensor under the '0' key that will read fingerprint data. The phone itself gives the user the ability to assign phone numbers to each of their fingers, thus creating a sort of 'biometric speed-dial'.

I predict that this phone will be a flop with Yakusa enemies since they tend to lose fingers at an alarming rate.


I'm hoping that this is more of a proof-of-concept thing rather than a final product. I can't see any real advantage between pressing a button or swiping a finger to activate a speed-dial other than some added security. Since the number is associated to a particular finger then it would be somewhat difficult for someone without that finger to initiate the speed-dial. However, in Canada anyhow, I don't think we have a big problem with people making unauthorized phone calls to our speed-dial list. It's much more likely that the phone will either be cloned or just stolen outright.

The Chicago Tribune article that Gizmodo links to has a paragraph that very vaguely explains how the biometric cell-phone can also be used as a payment system. The user can 'aim the phone at a cash register's wireless transceiver, which connects to the phone owner's bank account -- touching the sensor on the phone authenticates the purchase, and money is automatically deducted.'

Great. Yet another competing micropayment system. How long until we have a standard micropayment system??


In summary - it seems that a lot of vendors are inventing products that attempt to use biometrics as a product, rather than the provider of security for a product. This is sure to fail. Some Canadian airports have biometric retina scanners in place to authenticate their employees rather than traditional swipe cards. This is an example of an effective use of biometrics: provision of security to an already existing product (the locked door). Products like biometric speed-dial cell phones simply try to sell the biometric technology for the technology's sake, rather than offering any actual advantage or added functionality. The early-adopters may buy in just because it's 'neato', but the mainstream market won't bite until there is an actual product behind finger and eye scanning.

Finally, it's important to note that the word biometrics doesn't necessarily mean 'scanning'. Fingerprinting is a form of biometrics that's been in use for a long time. However, I'm always surprised how the security conscious industries, like the Canadian airport authorities, jump on the scanning biometric bus without any substantial proof of how reliable the process of scanning is. Fingerprints were first introduced to the western world in 1684, but did not develop into wide use until somewhere around the 1880's. The process of using scanners to record biometric data is arguably only about 10 years old at most, and many sensitive companies are already entrusting their security to them. How easy is it to trip up a biometric scanner? I think we'll find out in the reasonably near future.

Posted by heatsink at 08:23 AM | 5 opinions! | permalink |

March 15th, 2005

Which Kim?

I've been following this little saga for a while. In fact ever since Team America came out.

I assumed that these guys would give up after the hype died down, but I was wrong.

I don't think there's much out there that's funnier than two different people 'mock-blogging' Kim Jong Il.

Blog #1: Korea Is Mine
Blog #2: Beloved Leader

Who's funnier? You decide.

Posted by heatsink at 02:32 PM | 2 opinions! | permalink |

Stupidest...Virus....Ever.

Last November I single-handedly identified Ed Wedman as the stupidest man in Alberta, here.

I later thought that perhaps I had made a mistake and nominated Bronco Dave for the same honour, here.

But this time - there can be no mistake. I have positively identified the stupidest (non-presidential) man in America.

I respectfully submit David Jeansonne as American's Stupidest Sitizen (ASS)

Jeansonne wrote a 'virus' for Web-TV that caused instances of Web-TV to dial 911 instead of its properly programmed local access number.

It spread like an incredible wild-fire to an entire twenty users (which probably represents most, if not all, Web-TV users in North America) when he personally emailed the file to each user.

Calling 911 without a reason just invites law enforcement interest. Idiot.

Ten of them actually fell for it and ran the script.

Woohhoooo...way to David. Now you have to go to prison for six months. I can hear the conversation now:

Some Hardened Con: Wha' you in fo', foo?
Jeansonne: Umm...I wrote a virus....
Some Hardened Con: Oh, coo'. Like one o' dem scripts dat puts illegal tokens in da url and redirects da usah to anothah site dat steals their bankin' info?
Jeansonne: Well...no.
Some Hardened Con: Well, what it do then, foo'?
Jeansonne: It causes the system to dial 911.
Some Hardened Con: Whoa! Das' wigged. So...like you got hunnerts o' people's compuderds callin' 911?
Jeansonne: Well...not that many.
Some Hardened Con: Well dere's tons o' dem Windoz users. How many you get?
Jeansonne: Um...I didn't write it for Windows.
Some Hardened Con: Oi? Wha' for den? Mac? Linux?
Jeansonne: Umm....well....Web-TV.
Some Hardened Con: Web wha? TV? Wha' tha' hell is dat?
Jeansonne: It's like Internet through your TV.
Some Hardened Con: Wait..I heard about tha'. Only like twenny people or sumping use that wack box, yo?
Jeansonne: Well...yes.
Some Hardened Criminal: How'd you sneak it on dem?
Jeansonne: I emailed it to them...
Some Hardened Criminal: Huh? Shit, foo'. You a dumb-ass. Here, take mah soap and come wit me.

Jeansonne has been custody since October 2004 for this stupid stunt!

This loser has to now spend 6 months in jail, then another 6 in a detention home and THEN pay Micro$oft $27, 100 in damages.

No, I don't think there can be any dispute - this is the dumbest guy in America (non-presidential, today).

Article here.

Posted by heatsink at 07:52 AM | 3 opinions! | permalink |

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